Quotes in DragonBall Z Abridged: Edit
1)Freeza: Consider this down-sizing on a global scale. You can pick up your unemployment checks wherever you end up.
Bardock: Go to Hell (Throws his small ultimate blast)
Freeza: See,that was my first guess. (Launches the death ball)
Bardock: Ohh Crap Baskets. - Episode of Bardock Abridged
2)Gohan: Ah my hat! Ohh well,good thing none of these guys know what a Dragon Ball is.
Slug: ugh A Dragon Ball
Gohan: Crap Baskets - Lord Slug Abridged